All the the life of a Master Detective, part 3

• Master Detective: Okay, okay, I can do this... I'll just investigate this place some more --
• Emma: No detective! Stop! (Well, if you don't I'll still help you anyway...)
• Master Detective: Well there is clearly something wrong here, I must find out what--
• Rose: Stop detective! You are in great danger! (I'm also with Emma on this helping if you must insist.)
• Master Detective: We are talking about missing citizens here! This place has to be related--
• The Twins: IT'S DANGEROUS, DON'T GO. (We're stuck with mom so it's not like we have a choice.)
• Master Detective: OH JUST LET ME INVESTIGATE-- wait, why is this gravestone named after me?
• Victor: Yes...Father will be pleased...
• Master Detective: ...Really Victor? What's the worst you can do to me--
• Victor: Bye bye~ *trapdoor*
• Master Detective: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *falls*
• Charles: Welcome back, detective!
• Master Detective: Oh Shut up Palpa-- Wait, have you always been this good looking?...I mean...I'm leaving out the nearest exit thank you very much! Good bye!
• Charles: *Points to the title*
• Master Detective: Wait...Escape from R-- Oh F*** YOU!
• Charles: And here's some incentive to not leave right away!
• *Ghosts get captured*
• Master Detective: OH COME ON.
• *Escape from Ravenhearst*
• Charles: YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT MY BIRTH.
• Master Detective: *traumatized by the maternity ward*
• Charles: Oh you completely the area. Have Charlotte back.
• Master Detective: Yeah!
• Charles: Except no. *Drops the twin down a tube*
• Master Detective: AAAAAAHHHHHHH CHARLOTTE.
• Charles: YOU MUST EXPERIENCE MY CHILDHOOD PAIN.
• Master Detective: Alright, your mother is ugly looking and a monster, can I go--
• Charles: I SAID EXPERIENCE IT.
• Master Detective: *fighting gag reflex against toenails, nose hair and pimples* Oh hey, I never knew you were an exhibition at Fate Carnival-- Wait so killing the Carnies was personal and I wasn't even remotely responsible???
• Charles: No you still are.
• Master Detective: Dammit.
• Charles: Have Gwen back!
• Master Detective: You're just going to take her away again, aren't you?
• Charles: Yep! NOW EXPERIENCE THE ASYLUM AND ITS CRAZE.
• Master Detective: *crying*
• Master Detective: Oh no wait...I FOUND A WAY OUT! HURRAH I'M FREE--
• Charles: Oh hey look, I still have Emma and Rose!
• Master Detective: Dammit. But I can save Rose!
• Rose: I'm alive again!
• Master Detective: Wait so that's what's been happening the whole time?!
• Diary: If you read me you would have known!
• Charles: Yep! *takes away Rose*
• Master Detective: Okay, seriously stop that! After the last three areas, I'm totally not afraid to face-- Um...What's this?
• Master Detective: *brain utterly confused* Okay...Violen playing, rose petals, boat ride, men in suits that take all the handles I've found thus far, gazebo with Priest and groom...and I have a ring...
• Master Detective: Well, what could possible go wrong at this point? *puts the ring on*
• Charles: Aw thank you love, I love you too! Sorry for all the abusive dates, but now we're the world's greatest couple and married!
• Master Detective: ...
• Master Detective: ...
• Master Detective: ...wha.
• Player: *brain damaged, hugging knees and crying in a corner*
• Player: Okay I'm back.
• Master Detective: Good, because I'm angry enough to burn this whole place down!
• Emma: Oh my god we're all alive now and can't help you with our ghostly powers--
• Master Detective: Don't care. *ignores her as she falls through the floor*
• Master Detective: CHARLES! I'VE COME TO END-- what are you and Victor doing?
• Victor: Victory dance! Yeah!
• Charles: Oh hello dear, just celebrating. We'll be with you in a second!
• Master Detective: Yeah right, like I'll actually let you get to me-- *sees the room that's waiting for her* Holy crap I gotta get out of here...
• Emma, Rose and the Twins: Mhh-mn mh-mmph! *gesturing wildly with eyes*
• Master Detective: Oh so this time you actually DID make a self destruct button! TOO BAD I HAVE THE DIAL BECAUSE VICTOR'S AN IDIOT!
• Victor: OMG WHAT'S HAPPENING.
• Charles: BUT WE LOVE EACH OTHER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOO--
• Master Detective: GO DIE IN THE FIRE.
• *Everything goes up in flames*
• Master Detective: Never. Again.
• Emma, Rose and twins: We're alive!
• Master Detective: Oh I forgot about you guys completely... Well time to go home.
• Agency: Detective, there is a case in Maine involving ghosts--
• Master Detective: I SAID NO MORE GHOSTS! Send someone else!
• Agency: ...Okay fine. Not master detective, please show yourself to Maine.
• *Shadow Lake*
• Not Master Detective: That place sucked. Everyone hates it.
• Master Detective: Yeah I can see that. So what do we do now?
• Big Fish Games: Well, it seems that our players have voted for...Another Ravenhearst game!
• Master Detective: *breaks down crying* Please...No more....
• Charles: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- wait, but how do I get back to haunting her this time now?
• Master Detective: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORE *rolls around* I just wanted to be a good detective when I started this *second break down into tears*