My hangout turf on Tumblr where I reblog what I fancy. According to experience, that usually includes BBC's Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, funny things in general, pretty things, social justice opinions, and anecdotes of my literal split personalities having tea together. (We don't even get water here.) Fine, "hanging out" together, is that better? Also arguments with life. May also contain writing/art/cosplay/randomness.
Master Detective: Oh Shut up Palpa-- Wait, have you always been this good looking?...I mean...I'm leaving out the nearest exit thank you very much! Good bye!
Charles: *Points to the title*
Master Detective: Wait...Escape from R-- Oh F*** YOU!
Charles: And here's some incentive to not leave right away!
*Ghosts get captured*
Master Detective: OH COME ON.
*Escape from Ravenhearst*
Charles: YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT MY BIRTH.
Master Detective: *traumatized by the maternity ward*
Charles: Oh you completely the area. Have Charlotte back.
Master Detective: Yeah!
Charles: Except no. *Drops the twin down a tube*
Master Detective: AAAAAAHHHHHHH CHARLOTTE.
Charles: YOU MUST EXPERIENCE MY CHILDHOOD PAIN.
Master Detective: Alright, your mother is ugly looking and a monster, can I go--
Charles: I SAID EXPERIENCE IT.
Master Detective: *fighting gag reflex against toenails, nose hair and pimples* Oh hey, I never knew you were an exhibition at Fate Carnival-- Wait so killing the Carnies was personal and I wasn't even remotely responsible???
Charles: No you still are.
Master Detective: Dammit.
Charles: Have Gwen back!
Master Detective: You're just going to take her away again, aren't you?
Charles: Yep! NOW EXPERIENCE THE ASYLUM AND ITS CRAZE.
Master Detective: *crying*
Master Detective: Oh no wait...I FOUND A WAY OUT! HURRAH I'M FREE--
Charles: Oh hey look, I still have Emma and Rose!
Master Detective: Dammit. But I can save Rose!
Rose: I'm alive again!
Master Detective: Wait so that's what's been happening the whole time?!
Diary: If you read me you would have known!
Charles: Yep! *takes away Rose*
Master Detective: Okay, seriously stop that! After the last three areas, I'm totally not afraid to face-- Um...What's this?
Master Detective: *brain utterly confused* Okay...Violen playing, rose petals, boat ride, men in suits that take all the handles I've found thus far, gazebo with Priest and groom...and I have a ring...
Master Detective: Well, what could possible go wrong at this point? *puts the ring on*
Charles: Aw thank you love, I love you too! Sorry for all the abusive dates, but now we're the world's greatest couple and married!
Master Detective: ...
Master Detective: ...
Master Detective: ...wha.
Player: *brain damaged, hugging knees and crying in a corner*
Player: Okay I'm back.
Master Detective: Good, because I'm angry enough to burn this whole place down!
Emma: Oh my god we're all alive now and can't help you with our ghostly powers--
Master Detective: Don't care. *ignores her as she falls through the floor*
Master Detective: CHARLES! I'VE COME TO END-- what are you and Victor doing?
Victor: Victory dance! Yeah!
Charles: Oh hello dear, just celebrating. We'll be with you in a second!
Master Detective: Yeah right, like I'll actually let you get to me-- *sees the room that's waiting for her* Holy crap I gotta get out of here...
Emma, Rose and the Twins: Mhh-mn mh-mmph! *gesturing wildly with eyes*
Master Detective: Oh so this time you actually DID make a self destruct button! TOO BAD I HAVE THE DIAL BECAUSE VICTOR'S AN IDIOT!
Victor: OMG WHAT'S HAPPENING.
Charles: BUT WE LOVE EACH OTHER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOO--
Master Detective: GO DIE IN THE FIRE.
*Everything goes up in flames*
Master Detective: Never. Again.
Emma, Rose and twins: We're alive!
Master Detective: Oh I forgot about you guys completely... Well time to go home.
Agency: Detective, there is a case in Maine involving ghosts--
Master Detective: I SAID NO MORE GHOSTS! Send someone else!
Agency: ...Okay fine. Not master detective, please show yourself to Maine.
Not Master Detective: That place sucked. Everyone hates it.
Master Detective: Yeah I can see that. So what do we do now?
Big Fish Games: Well, it seems that our players have voted for...Another Ravenhearst game!
Master Detective: *breaks down crying* Please...No more....
Charles: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- wait, but how do I get back to haunting her this time now?
Master Detective: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORE *rolls around* I just wanted to be a good detective when I started this *second break down into tears*