Master Detective: Oh Shut up Palpa-- Wait, have you always been this good looking?...I mean...I'm leaving out the nearest exit thank you very much! Good bye!
Charles: *Points to the title*
Master Detective: Wait...Escape from R-- Oh F*** YOU!
Charles: And here's some incentive to not leave right away!
*Ghosts get captured*
Master Detective: OH COME ON.
*Escape from Ravenhearst*
Charles: YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT MY BIRTH.
Master Detective: *traumatized by the maternity ward*
Charles: Oh you completely the area. Have Charlotte back.
Master Detective: Yeah!
Charles: Except no. *Drops the twin down a tube*
Master Detective: AAAAAAHHHHHHH CHARLOTTE.
Charles: YOU MUST EXPERIENCE MY CHILDHOOD PAIN.
Master Detective: Alright, your mother is ugly looking and a monster, can I go--
Charles: I SAID EXPERIENCE IT.
Master Detective: *fighting gag reflex against toenails, nose hair and pimples* Oh hey, I never knew you were an exhibition at Fate Carnival-- Wait so killing the Carnies was personal and I wasn't even remotely responsible???
Charles: No you still are.
Master Detective: Dammit.
Charles: Have Gwen back!
Master Detective: You're just going to take her away again, aren't you?
Charles: Yep! NOW EXPERIENCE THE ASYLUM AND ITS CRAZE.
Master Detective: *crying*
Master Detective: Oh no wait...I FOUND A WAY OUT! HURRAH I'M FREE--
Charles: Oh hey look, I still have Emma and Rose!
Master Detective: Dammit. But I can save Rose!
Rose: I'm alive again!
Master Detective: Wait so that's what's been happening the whole time?!
Diary: If you read me you would have known!
Charles: Yep! *takes away Rose*
Master Detective: Okay, seriously stop that! After the last three areas, I'm totally not afraid to face-- Um...What's this?
Master Detective: *brain utterly confused* Okay...Violen playing, rose petals, boat ride, men in suits that take all the handles I've found thus far, gazebo with Priest and groom...and I have a ring...
Master Detective: Well, what could possible go wrong at this point? *puts the ring on*
Charles: Aw thank you love, I love you too! Sorry for all the abusive dates, but now we're the world's greatest couple and married!
Master Detective: ...
Master Detective: ...
Master Detective: ...wha.
Player: *brain damaged, hugging knees and crying in a corner*
Player: Okay I'm back.
Master Detective: Good, because I'm angry enough to burn this whole place down!
Emma: Oh my god we're all alive now and can't help you with our ghostly powers--
Master Detective: Don't care. *ignores her as she falls through the floor*
Master Detective: CHARLES! I'VE COME TO END-- what are you and Victor doing?
Victor: Victory dance! Yeah!
Charles: Oh hello dear, just celebrating. We'll be with you in a second!
Master Detective: Yeah right, like I'll actually let you get to me-- *sees the room that's waiting for her* Holy crap I gotta get out of here...
Emma, Rose and the Twins: Mhh-mn mh-mmph! *gesturing wildly with eyes*
Master Detective: Oh so this time you actually DID make a self destruct button! TOO BAD I HAVE THE DIAL BECAUSE VICTOR'S AN IDIOT!
Victor: OMG WHAT'S HAPPENING.
Charles: BUT WE LOVE EACH OTHER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOO--
Master Detective: GO DIE IN THE FIRE.
*Everything goes up in flames*
Master Detective: Never. Again.
Emma, Rose and twins: We're alive!
Master Detective: Oh I forgot about you guys completely... Well time to go home.
Agency: Detective, there is a case in Maine involving ghosts--
Master Detective: I SAID NO MORE GHOSTS! Send someone else!
Agency: ...Okay fine. Not master detective, please show yourself to Maine.
Not Master Detective: That place sucked. Everyone hates it.
Master Detective: Yeah I can see that. So what do we do now?
Big Fish Games: Well, it seems that our players have voted for...Another Ravenhearst game!
Master Detective: *breaks down crying* Please...No more....
Charles: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- wait, but how do I get back to haunting her this time now?
Master Detective: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORE *rolls around* I just wanted to be a good detective when I started this *second break down into tears*